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女人瞎编的男人的故事, 纯属诬造,仅供娱乐
Men Are Hard To Pleased.
> 男人很难取悦!!
> The problems with GUYS:
> 男人的问题是：
> If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
> 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
> f u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
> 对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
> If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are tryingto LURE him;
> 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
> If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
> 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
> If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
> 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
> If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
> 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
> If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
> 如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明
> If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
> 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
> If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
> 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
> If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
> 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
> If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
> 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
> If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
> 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
> If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
> 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
> If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
> 如果不，他说妳不信任他
> If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
> 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
> If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
> 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
> If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
> 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
> If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
> 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
> If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
> 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
> If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
> 如果他吸烟，他是绅士
> If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
> 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
> If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
> 如果他考得好，他说是实力！
> If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
> 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
> If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
> 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
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> SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
> If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
> 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
> but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
> 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
> The moral of the story is.......
> 以上的故事告诉我们：
> Send this to guys out there anyway...
> 快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
> Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
> 转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑
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发表于 2003-4-29 13:37:52